Bakit kaya may mga bagay na kahit na alam nating hindi tama eh masaya tayo? Ang hirap kasi kahit na gusto mong ikuwento sa mga taong malapit sayo yung rason kung bakit ka masaya eh hindi rin pwede.. I mean, not necessarily hindi pwede pero since mali nga sa tingin ng iba, syempre nakakatakot din magkuwento dahil baka i-judge ka nila.. Hay.. Life's like that..
Monday, August 29, 2005
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
There's no turning back, so play it right.
Once upon a time, there was a teacher and his student lying down under a big tree near a big grass area. Then, suddenly, the student asked the teacher,
Student : Teacher, I'm confused, how can we find our soul-mate? Can you please help me?
Teacher: (Silent for few second, than he answer) Well, it's a pretty hard and easy question.
Student: (Thinking hard) Huh???
Teacher: Look on that way, there are a lot of grass there, why don't you walk there but please never walk backward, just walk straight ahead. On your way, try to find a beautiful grass and pick it up then give it to me. But just one.
Student: Well, ok then... wait for me... (walked straight ahead to the grass field).A few minutes later...
Student: I'm back.
Teacher: Em, well I don't see any beautiful grass on your hand.
Student: On my journey, I found few beautiful grass, but I thought that I would find a better one, so I didn't pick it up. But I didn't realize that I'm at the end of the field, and I hadn't picked up any. Cause you told me not to go back, so I didn't go back.
Teacher: That's what happened in real life.
What is the message of this story?
* Grass - is people around you
* Beautiful Grass - is people that attract you
* Grass Field - is time*
Student : Teacher, I'm confused, how can we find our soul-mate? Can you please help me?
Teacher: (Silent for few second, than he answer) Well, it's a pretty hard and easy question.
Student: (Thinking hard) Huh???
Teacher: Look on that way, there are a lot of grass there, why don't you walk there but please never walk backward, just walk straight ahead. On your way, try to find a beautiful grass and pick it up then give it to me. But just one.
Student: Well, ok then... wait for me... (walked straight ahead to the grass field).A few minutes later...
Student: I'm back.
Teacher: Em, well I don't see any beautiful grass on your hand.
Student: On my journey, I found few beautiful grass, but I thought that I would find a better one, so I didn't pick it up. But I didn't realize that I'm at the end of the field, and I hadn't picked up any. Cause you told me not to go back, so I didn't go back.
Teacher: That's what happened in real life.
What is the message of this story?
* Grass - is people around you
* Beautiful Grass - is people that attract you
* Grass Field - is time*
In looking for your soulmate, please don't always compare and hope that there will be a better one. By doing that, you'll waste your lifetime, cause remember "Time Never Goes Back".
It applies the same in finding your ideal life partner, your suitable career or business, therefore the morale is LOVE & grab hold of the opportunity that you have now, don't waste time!
Remember that...~There Can Be Only One~
Be grateful for what u have in life, dont take anything for granted, because once u regret later on, there is no turning back.
Source: praning.com
Funny Grammar Booboos
Boyfriend to Girlfriend, may LQ: What do you take me for?! Granted?
Guard, answering the telephone: Hello?... Ah yes, fora while. Please hang yourself.
Starlet in an interview: If the odds are against me, then I will against them.
Inday Badiday asks a starlet about her mother's burial:
Inday: Kumusta ang libing ng nanay mo?
Starlet: Successful naman po.
Army officer to cadet: "Do you know why I ask you to stand?"
"No, sir."
"Ok, why?" (anlabo!)
Teacher to students: Baka gusto nyong ibilad ko kayo sa covered courts.
Teacher: Class, I want you to watch sex scenes.
Class: What?! Teacher!
Teacher: What's wrong? It's a beautiful film starring Bros Welles!(Bruce Willis)
Class: Aah, Sixth Sense!
Sa isang examination:
Student: Mam, pwedeng gumamit ng liquid paper?
Teacher: Ang kulit naman! Sinabi nang pad paper langeh.
After the examination:
Teacher: Okey, time is up. One, two, three. Come your papers to me!
A reporter interviews a politician about the Philippine economy.
Politician says: Talagang mahirap ang buhay natinngayon. Pero slow by slow, we will success.
Teacher: Sorry, class. I'm late. My mother died threeyears ago. And now she's dead. (Ano daw?!)
Heard in a fastfood chain:
Yaya: Ma'm, gusto po ni Mark ng KIDNEY MEAL!
Teacher: What is ur name?
Student: Dell.
Teacher: What is ur old? (maybe she meant how old areyou?)
In a restaurant:
Waiter: Sir, How do you want your egg?
Customer: Side in, side out.
Mom interviews her daughter's suitor:
Mom: What's your course?
Suitor: Geo po (for geology).
Mom: Ahhh... Geo-rnalism. Ok yan. (ok nga!)
Guy to Girl: I love you. This is not a ball. ("Hindi ito bola" in English)
Teacher to students: Okay, form two straight circlesand find your height alphabetically!
Teacher to students: Okay class, it's time to go home.Form a line and pass out slowly.
Angry teacher to student: I want you to bring yourfather and your mother, especially your parents,understood?! Bring them tomorrow in front of me, righthere, right now!
Emcee, in a party: The next song is the favorite songof my best friend, and neither do I!
Posted in an establishment: None ID, nothing entry.
Teacher: Oy, magdala kayo ng chip ahoy a.
Student: Miss may "s" yon...Teacher: A, sorry. Chip ahoys!
Two lousy-in-english friends talking to each other:
Friend 1: Am I raining outside?
Friend 2: Not yet. Sprinkle only.
In an awards night, presentor goes: And the winner forBest Comedy Show is Okay Ka, Pare Ko! of IBS channel13. (Ever heard of that?)
Alma Moreno, in her show introduces Nora Aunor whocomes in late:Finally, please welcome, the late Nora Aunor.
Guard, answering the telephone: Hello?... Ah yes, fora while. Please hang yourself.
Starlet in an interview: If the odds are against me, then I will against them.
Inday Badiday asks a starlet about her mother's burial:
Inday: Kumusta ang libing ng nanay mo?
Starlet: Successful naman po.
Army officer to cadet: "Do you know why I ask you to stand?"
"No, sir."
"Ok, why?" (anlabo!)
Teacher to students: Baka gusto nyong ibilad ko kayo sa covered courts.
Teacher: Class, I want you to watch sex scenes.
Class: What?! Teacher!
Teacher: What's wrong? It's a beautiful film starring Bros Welles!(Bruce Willis)
Class: Aah, Sixth Sense!
Sa isang examination:
Student: Mam, pwedeng gumamit ng liquid paper?
Teacher: Ang kulit naman! Sinabi nang pad paper langeh.
After the examination:
Teacher: Okey, time is up. One, two, three. Come your papers to me!
A reporter interviews a politician about the Philippine economy.
Politician says: Talagang mahirap ang buhay natinngayon. Pero slow by slow, we will success.
Teacher: Sorry, class. I'm late. My mother died threeyears ago. And now she's dead. (Ano daw?!)
Heard in a fastfood chain:
Yaya: Ma'm, gusto po ni Mark ng KIDNEY MEAL!
Teacher: What is ur name?
Student: Dell.
Teacher: What is ur old? (maybe she meant how old areyou?)
In a restaurant:
Waiter: Sir, How do you want your egg?
Customer: Side in, side out.
Mom interviews her daughter's suitor:
Mom: What's your course?
Suitor: Geo po (for geology).
Mom: Ahhh... Geo-rnalism. Ok yan. (ok nga!)
Guy to Girl: I love you. This is not a ball. ("Hindi ito bola" in English)
Teacher to students: Okay, form two straight circlesand find your height alphabetically!
Teacher to students: Okay class, it's time to go home.Form a line and pass out slowly.
Angry teacher to student: I want you to bring yourfather and your mother, especially your parents,understood?! Bring them tomorrow in front of me, righthere, right now!
Emcee, in a party: The next song is the favorite songof my best friend, and neither do I!
Posted in an establishment: None ID, nothing entry.
Teacher: Oy, magdala kayo ng chip ahoy a.
Student: Miss may "s" yon...Teacher: A, sorry. Chip ahoys!
Two lousy-in-english friends talking to each other:
Friend 1: Am I raining outside?
Friend 2: Not yet. Sprinkle only.
In an awards night, presentor goes: And the winner forBest Comedy Show is Okay Ka, Pare Ko! of IBS channel13. (Ever heard of that?)
Alma Moreno, in her show introduces Nora Aunor whocomes in late:Finally, please welcome, the late Nora Aunor.
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Bakit kaya may mga bagay na kahit na alam nating hindi tama eh masaya tayo? Ang hirap kasi kahit na gusto mong ikuwento sa mga taong malapit sayo yung rason kung bakit ka masaya eh hindi rin pwede.. I mean, not necessarily hindi pwede pero since mali nga sa tingin ng iba, syempre nakakatakot din magkuwento dahil baka i-judge ka nila.. Hay.. Life's like that..
Once upon a time, there was a teacher and his student lying down under a big tree near a big grass area. Then, suddenly, the student asked the teacher,
Student : Teacher, I'm confused, how can we find our soul-mate? Can you please help me?
Teacher: (Silent for few second, than he answer) Well, it's a pretty hard and easy question.
Student: (Thinking hard) Huh???
Teacher: Look on that way, there are a lot of grass there, why don't you walk there but please never walk backward, just walk straight ahead. On your way, try to find a beautiful grass and pick it up then give it to me. But just one.
Student: Well, ok then... wait for me... (walked straight ahead to the grass field).A few minutes later...
Student: I'm back.
Teacher: Em, well I don't see any beautiful grass on your hand.
Student: On my journey, I found few beautiful grass, but I thought that I would find a better one, so I didn't pick it up. But I didn't realize that I'm at the end of the field, and I hadn't picked up any. Cause you told me not to go back, so I didn't go back.
Teacher: That's what happened in real life.
What is the message of this story?
* Grass - is people around you
* Beautiful Grass - is people that attract you
* Grass Field - is time*
Student : Teacher, I'm confused, how can we find our soul-mate? Can you please help me?
Teacher: (Silent for few second, than he answer) Well, it's a pretty hard and easy question.
Student: (Thinking hard) Huh???
Teacher: Look on that way, there are a lot of grass there, why don't you walk there but please never walk backward, just walk straight ahead. On your way, try to find a beautiful grass and pick it up then give it to me. But just one.
Student: Well, ok then... wait for me... (walked straight ahead to the grass field).A few minutes later...
Student: I'm back.
Teacher: Em, well I don't see any beautiful grass on your hand.
Student: On my journey, I found few beautiful grass, but I thought that I would find a better one, so I didn't pick it up. But I didn't realize that I'm at the end of the field, and I hadn't picked up any. Cause you told me not to go back, so I didn't go back.
Teacher: That's what happened in real life.
What is the message of this story?
* Grass - is people around you
* Beautiful Grass - is people that attract you
* Grass Field - is time*
In looking for your soulmate, please don't always compare and hope that there will be a better one. By doing that, you'll waste your lifetime, cause remember "Time Never Goes Back".
It applies the same in finding your ideal life partner, your suitable career or business, therefore the morale is LOVE & grab hold of the opportunity that you have now, don't waste time!
Remember that...~There Can Be Only One~
Be grateful for what u have in life, dont take anything for granted, because once u regret later on, there is no turning back.
Source: praning.com
Boyfriend to Girlfriend, may LQ: What do you take me for?! Granted?
Guard, answering the telephone: Hello?... Ah yes, fora while. Please hang yourself.
Starlet in an interview: If the odds are against me, then I will against them.
Inday Badiday asks a starlet about her mother's burial:
Inday: Kumusta ang libing ng nanay mo?
Starlet: Successful naman po.
Army officer to cadet: "Do you know why I ask you to stand?"
"No, sir."
"Ok, why?" (anlabo!)
Teacher to students: Baka gusto nyong ibilad ko kayo sa covered courts.
Teacher: Class, I want you to watch sex scenes.
Class: What?! Teacher!
Teacher: What's wrong? It's a beautiful film starring Bros Welles!(Bruce Willis)
Class: Aah, Sixth Sense!
Sa isang examination:
Student: Mam, pwedeng gumamit ng liquid paper?
Teacher: Ang kulit naman! Sinabi nang pad paper langeh.
After the examination:
Teacher: Okey, time is up. One, two, three. Come your papers to me!
A reporter interviews a politician about the Philippine economy.
Politician says: Talagang mahirap ang buhay natinngayon. Pero slow by slow, we will success.
Teacher: Sorry, class. I'm late. My mother died threeyears ago. And now she's dead. (Ano daw?!)
Heard in a fastfood chain:
Yaya: Ma'm, gusto po ni Mark ng KIDNEY MEAL!
Teacher: What is ur name?
Student: Dell.
Teacher: What is ur old? (maybe she meant how old areyou?)
In a restaurant:
Waiter: Sir, How do you want your egg?
Customer: Side in, side out.
Mom interviews her daughter's suitor:
Mom: What's your course?
Suitor: Geo po (for geology).
Mom: Ahhh... Geo-rnalism. Ok yan. (ok nga!)
Guy to Girl: I love you. This is not a ball. ("Hindi ito bola" in English)
Teacher to students: Okay, form two straight circlesand find your height alphabetically!
Teacher to students: Okay class, it's time to go home.Form a line and pass out slowly.
Angry teacher to student: I want you to bring yourfather and your mother, especially your parents,understood?! Bring them tomorrow in front of me, righthere, right now!
Emcee, in a party: The next song is the favorite songof my best friend, and neither do I!
Posted in an establishment: None ID, nothing entry.
Teacher: Oy, magdala kayo ng chip ahoy a.
Student: Miss may "s" yon...Teacher: A, sorry. Chip ahoys!
Two lousy-in-english friends talking to each other:
Friend 1: Am I raining outside?
Friend 2: Not yet. Sprinkle only.
In an awards night, presentor goes: And the winner forBest Comedy Show is Okay Ka, Pare Ko! of IBS channel13. (Ever heard of that?)
Alma Moreno, in her show introduces Nora Aunor whocomes in late:Finally, please welcome, the late Nora Aunor.
Guard, answering the telephone: Hello?... Ah yes, fora while. Please hang yourself.
Starlet in an interview: If the odds are against me, then I will against them.
Inday Badiday asks a starlet about her mother's burial:
Inday: Kumusta ang libing ng nanay mo?
Starlet: Successful naman po.
Army officer to cadet: "Do you know why I ask you to stand?"
"No, sir."
"Ok, why?" (anlabo!)
Teacher to students: Baka gusto nyong ibilad ko kayo sa covered courts.
Teacher: Class, I want you to watch sex scenes.
Class: What?! Teacher!
Teacher: What's wrong? It's a beautiful film starring Bros Welles!(Bruce Willis)
Class: Aah, Sixth Sense!
Sa isang examination:
Student: Mam, pwedeng gumamit ng liquid paper?
Teacher: Ang kulit naman! Sinabi nang pad paper langeh.
After the examination:
Teacher: Okey, time is up. One, two, three. Come your papers to me!
A reporter interviews a politician about the Philippine economy.
Politician says: Talagang mahirap ang buhay natinngayon. Pero slow by slow, we will success.
Teacher: Sorry, class. I'm late. My mother died threeyears ago. And now she's dead. (Ano daw?!)
Heard in a fastfood chain:
Yaya: Ma'm, gusto po ni Mark ng KIDNEY MEAL!
Teacher: What is ur name?
Student: Dell.
Teacher: What is ur old? (maybe she meant how old areyou?)
In a restaurant:
Waiter: Sir, How do you want your egg?
Customer: Side in, side out.
Mom interviews her daughter's suitor:
Mom: What's your course?
Suitor: Geo po (for geology).
Mom: Ahhh... Geo-rnalism. Ok yan. (ok nga!)
Guy to Girl: I love you. This is not a ball. ("Hindi ito bola" in English)
Teacher to students: Okay, form two straight circlesand find your height alphabetically!
Teacher to students: Okay class, it's time to go home.Form a line and pass out slowly.
Angry teacher to student: I want you to bring yourfather and your mother, especially your parents,understood?! Bring them tomorrow in front of me, righthere, right now!
Emcee, in a party: The next song is the favorite songof my best friend, and neither do I!
Posted in an establishment: None ID, nothing entry.
Teacher: Oy, magdala kayo ng chip ahoy a.
Student: Miss may "s" yon...Teacher: A, sorry. Chip ahoys!
Two lousy-in-english friends talking to each other:
Friend 1: Am I raining outside?
Friend 2: Not yet. Sprinkle only.
In an awards night, presentor goes: And the winner forBest Comedy Show is Okay Ka, Pare Ko! of IBS channel13. (Ever heard of that?)
Alma Moreno, in her show introduces Nora Aunor whocomes in late:Finally, please welcome, the late Nora Aunor.